I can keep your brain alive in a jar if you like.
But you legally have to go mad if I do that.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

Is anybody remotely sane around here?

( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

me!

( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

Hmmmm
The mad are the last to admit they're crazy.
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

erm...
Sane people say Me! when asked if they are sane.


what do you mean you've never heard that one
( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

Ok. I'll believe you.
mind you, if I asked "are you sane" and you replied "me", that might not make sense
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

anyway
I really am going to bed now
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:22, archived)

Unless you're
a) a cat;
b) Beaker off the Muppet show;
c) a wind instrument.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:23, archived)

I have a remote control device
that increases and decreases the sanity of passing sparrows.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

Are they for sale yet?
I could surely use one!
( AprilH, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

is anyone remotely
what?
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

yes my sanity
is controlled remotely
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

*twiddles
knobs*

bwhahahahaha!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

hahaha, bibbble
flobble

here Witchy have my money
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

yay!
'Rah for free money!

*twiddles knobs a bit more*
*snaps one off*
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

well
I always wondered what being a woman was like
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:31, archived)

Utterly
fucking irrational.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:32, archived)

Hmmm,
approaching mindpiss, Captain.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

so you're the one
who controls my sparrow mind

*raises wing*

darn you pesky controllers
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

Ha ha! Peck! Peck, my pretty!
Aaaaaaaah-ha-haaaaa!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

*peck*
ow by fnucking deak
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:31, archived)

Ha ha,
now shit on a BMW!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:32, archived)

*fwap fwap fwap*
squirt
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:34, archived)

It worries me
that you only needed three 'fwap's there.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:36, archived)

well, it wasn't
that far away
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:38, archived)

Pffft.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

heh
..The Brain That Wouldn't Die..

I'd love to see that again.

if only for the THING in the closet...
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)