erm...
Sane people say Me! when asked if they are sane.


what do you mean you've never heard that one
( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

Ok. I'll believe you.
mind you, if I asked "are you sane" and you replied "me", that might not make sense
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

anyway
I really am going to bed now
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:22, archived)

Unless you're
a) a cat;
b) Beaker off the Muppet show;
c) a wind instrument.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:23, archived)