I heard
That this filthy perv was going to deposit something in my daughters stocking over the Christmas period...

Bah, BumBug!

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(Mad Ade yes, it has been cold thank you very much!, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

"socking" is right mate....
an a bit of roasting by an open fire i shouldn't wonder

shame shes got her period at christmas tho. bad timing on someones part
(Captain Slasher, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

Er...
...what would a cock-sucking Santa want with your daughter? Does not compute, that.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

it computes
if you assume his daughter has a cock
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

Is he from Arkansas?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

i dont think
hes in kansas anymore... even if he is a
friend of dorothys...
(Captain Slasher, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

You bastard
What with the wanking snowman FP and now your dildo touting St Nick, you have completely ruined christmas for me

I prefer the vibrating black ones myself
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

pardon me
but as the only perpetrator of an FP wanking snowman - i take offence*

* may or may not be 100% the beer talking
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

Sorry, old chap
I meant "you bastards at B3ta have ruined xmas for me" rather than just this Mad Ade fellow in isolation.

So...

You're a bastard as well

ducks beer glass
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

s'alright
i luv everyone now

*slides slowly but elegantly beneath table*
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)