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[challenge entry] Beckham hates the holidays

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(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# pull it.
pull it hard.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# please let him pull it tighter
that would make my lifetime
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ditto
that bloke can watermelon right off
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# y'alright mate?
not spoke much since the Bright Helm Stone bash
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# the Bright Helm
just down from t'station in Pebblebeach.??
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Bright Helm Stone
is the olde worlde name for Brighton
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)
# cue Roy Castle.......
'Asphyxiations' what you neeeeeed if you wanna be a Record happy baby orangutan'
(et trumpet)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Yank It!
YANK IT HARD!!!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Related pearoast...
Beckham having a bad hare day...




/coat
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
sorry - i can't come out tonight...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Hah-ha!
Make him pull it tighter! Tighter! TIGHTER I SAY!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Swing loooooooowwwwwww
Sweet hangman's noose ...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# there's a pub on shirley high street
which is hanging a santa.

bit harsh i thought.

(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# shirley
you can't be serious
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# i am and don't call me
surely.

no. wait. um.

what the bastard hell is it called? it looks rough as arses.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)