The 5th Emergency Service

( SpunkyBackpack, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:12, archived)

beep... beep.. beep...
brrrrrrrrrr!

"Which service please?"

"Victoria Wine!"

brrrrr..

"What is the nature of the emergency?"

"WE'VE RUN OUT OF BEER!"

"Oh my god! Hold tight and we'll send a van right away..."
( Lumpbucket farted., Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:17, archived)

well
thats a winner already. next challenge please.
(crazymum, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:18, archived)

Okay,
Now all we need is a naked bird/bloke emergency service, and this challenge will be complete.
(Dogsdinner, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:23, archived)

and in the interests of equality
a naked bloke for birds service?
( poshpaws, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 13:05, archived)