beep... beep.. beep...
brrrrrrrrrr!

"Which service please?"

"Victoria Wine!"

brrrrr..

"What is the nature of the emergency?"

"WE'VE RUN OUT OF BEER!"

"Oh my god! Hold tight and we'll send a van right away..."
( Lumpbucket farted., Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:17, archived)