oops
damn my keyboard skillzzz
(brb)
edit: What are you on about?
;)
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:05,
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(brb)
edit: What are you on about?
;)
maybe today is really janurary 1st
but there's been some secret government conspiracy thing
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:07,
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That's probably
why no other bastard is in the office today!!!
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:08,
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eh?
is bob monkhouse dead then?
oh, and did everyone have a nice christmas? - mine was great!
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:14,
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oh, and did everyone have a nice christmas? - mine was great!
no, he's
realy only saying
ppssbftpftnsbptdstpbps
and spitting everywhere.
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:27,
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ppssbftpftnsbptdstpbps
and spitting everywhere.
tiverton we have a problem.
it is sad...
but i liked the news:
"the scientists have narrowed the problem to four possibilities:
1) the aerial is pointing the wrong way
2) beagle is upside down.
3) beagle is obscured by rocks.
4) beagle has been smashed into a thousand pieces and it's tiny pieces are now scattered over the surface of mars.
hmmm. i wonder which one it is.
they should have used more sellotape.
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:15,
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but i liked the news:
"the scientists have narrowed the problem to four possibilities:
1) the aerial is pointing the wrong way
2) beagle is upside down.
3) beagle is obscured by rocks.
4) beagle has been smashed into a thousand pieces and it's tiny pieces are now scattered over the surface of mars.
hmmm. i wonder which one it is.
they should have used more sellotape.
If its upside down
Why don't they use the flip thing like off Robot Wars.
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Tue 30 Dec 2003, 16:12,
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Does anyone else
think that the big fat martian looks a bit like Fungus the Bogeyman?
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Tue 30 Dec 2003, 20:09,
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weepweep weepweep
I guess I'll be dusting off "The Monkhouse Archive", then.
Thanks.
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Tue 30 Dec 2003, 0:19,
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Thanks.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song18.htm
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Sat 3 Jan 2004, 11:06,
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And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song18.htm