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he really died by a dart up the nostril straight into the brain.
Everything else was falsified so that the son of god, and thereby god himself, wouldnt look like such a twat.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 1 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

well
thats the bible for you..they miss out the story of the batchelor party so you just get to read about him dying...when all it meant to have said was that he had a skinful and felt like dying....
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 1 Jan 2004, 1:03, archived)

I hath a theory
and i made up this theory when critisised of my drawing of god. On a school trip ,to a church we had to draw summat i forget what but mine involved god. my god happened to have 5 arms 3 legs and only one eye. Well i got shouted at for drawing this because it was blasphemous or summat.
Well i put forward the theory that if god created man in his own image then surely adam and eve would be like him. Well there was only 2 people to breed, all well and good for 1st and 2nd generation, but what about the third. thats where inbreeding occurs. So therefore eveolution does not happen, we are actually slowly mutating through inbreeding. So therefore god is a freak. I made the vicar cry
(Cockfosters cant log on, Thu 1 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

hahahahahaha!
that made me laugh too much :)
( kitty meow meow, Thu 1 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)