After the series was axed
Tony was lucky to land on his feet at his local B&Q...



From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Shatner's Bassoon, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)

Arf!
B&Q staff are the most useless bunch of fuckwits in existence.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

little chef waitresses?

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

Ticketmaster

(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

Dixon's staff

(dognutz, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

I concur

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

I wouldn't shit on a Little Chef.

( Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

I would.

(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)

Once upon a time
I was a little chef. I had to wear brown polyester slacks with a crease sown into them. All I really wanted was a white chef's hat, and a tray of piping hot foody goodness to call my own*.




*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
(Lapin, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)

nope my schools exams officer is
(she's entered me for three exams which i know nothing about and none that i'm actually supposed to be doing)
( lemony, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

you think you've got problems
have you seen the state of the newspapers magazines in this country for cartoonists?*

* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap

ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

of dear... well keep trying
and in the mean time you always have national parks mouse mat designs to fall back on
( lemony, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

if it sold well
I'd negotioate for a percentage. Maybe I'll try and sell my children's book again. Which is really good. AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! the frustration is really getting to me
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)

but their head office
are quick to send you gift vouchers if you write to them and tell them that their staff are fuckwits
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

Hmm.
100% of FACT?
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

you've
never been to a Kwik Save then
( Tedmus, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

I would so go to B&Q more often.
wooyay
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

arf!
coffee/monitor
( lemony, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

I like that,
and if you stick in a reference to ground force it would fit the challenge ;)
( rogan, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

A Client Rant
He wants me to take screenshots of his poorly made excel database, and use them for the website, instead of intregrating them.

And he can't seem to grasp why I think it is the shittest idea in the world.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)

go with the flow, make all graphics in paint
with the spray-paint tool
( stevierar, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

There are no graphics,
just crop'n'save.... Oh'well, at lest I get an extra day's wage.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

Make them actually animated gifs with a 5min 1st frame
And a .5 second apology/client is a twunt message.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

ARF !

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)

You know you want to.

(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)

They always scared me more
than the Daleks
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

They're frownier than the Daleks.
Plus they do something new each time they attack.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)