I hope none of the girls find this offensive..

(Jamsie, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:24, archived)

If its soooo true how can it be offensive?
woo!
( Your Mum, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:27, archived)

I know..
I was doing my bit last week, running back and forth for my lady, heheh.
(Jamsie, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:28, archived)

Horrible plastic ones
are offensive. We want the soft fluffy ones that we can cuddle...
( Wifey, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:29, archived)

I find them offensive
because technically they could be filled with piss. Which offends me.

I thought once about filling a hot water bottle with hot chocolate so if I woke up in the night I could have a lovely drink.
( routine, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:32, archived)

No,
for then you would have cold, lumpy, rubbery chocolate to drink.
This would be bad.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:41, archived)

It's ok
for in the end I decided to use a flask to keep me warm at night instead.
( routine, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:45, archived)

Thats much more sensible.
Flask, ooh, you could keep soup in it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:46, archived)

Is it a fluffy flask?
Or just a metal one? DO you have a Flask shape on yer tummy now?
(Jamsie, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:49, archived)

*fucking birds*
You know that's true
( blah, Tue 13 Aug 2002, 13:33, archived)