theres more...
...than 1 way

to get a monkey high

edit: ima fool lol
double edit: omg i forgot to change the url to my own! fs!

From the The Drugs DO work challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

(cashmo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)

it stared out from the screen
like some horrible accident, all too obvious to the few hundred viewers. A red ex. Nobody liked a red ex. How had it got here? Some kind of coding problem, it would seem. The poster was obviously having some kind of posting problems. Perhaps he should be directed to the Faq. Or perhaps he should be made to kneel on the floor and lick the boots of regulars, like the dog he truly is.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)

are you some kind of
private eye narrator?
( fassit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)

Pondering the question,
a gaping eternity of silence struck the room. What would his answer be? Had he been planning this moment all along? We may never know, for he promptly fell off his chair.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)

hahahahahah

( fassit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)

You're eloquent today.
Are you happy or drunk or something?
( MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)

Everybody had always assumed that , if the goblin of the dunes
was acting any differently from his usual monotonous obscene ways, he was either drunk or in a good mood. Few could ever grasp the truth. The glaringly obvious truth that perhaps he, that innocent young man who once ruled all the sand in Wales, was in fact completely losing it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)

I'm sorry, but I have to steal that.
It's just too good.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)

You want images?
I want the WooYay!
You can't handle the WooYay!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)

Suddenly, in a flash of genius,
the picture had appeared. The poster who all had earlier dismissed as a threadwasting troll had come up trumps. And what more could any man wish for more than a monkey on a pogo stick?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)

wooo
u make me sound like a hero :P
(cashmo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)

Are you
ghost writing for Raymond Chandler's actual ghost?
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)

thats brilliant
:D
do another one
(Market Man, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)

and
animate it!
(Limpy713 Wed 1 Dec, 2:19, Fri 7 Jan, 3:49, Wed 12 Mar, 7:26, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)

animate it hard!
...pleeeeeeeeeease
(Market Man, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)

hmm
i dont know any animation things. but sounds like fun. any1 know the best app to start on? (that u can download illegaly, of course)
(cashmo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)

uhm
illegal is illegal.
(Limpy713 Wed 1 Dec, 2:19, Fri 7 Jan, 3:49, Wed 12 Mar, 7:26, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)

yes.
but legal is expensive. (to any filth out there, im a big believer in keeping reciepts... but i lost em)
(cashmo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 18:13, archived)

Yay that's ver gud
hint: if you use words like "omg" and "lol" people will throw this link at you.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)

omg i love that site

(Market Man, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)

wow
hehehe, will be keeping that site. i agree with u, but theres just some cases where time is money... or sumin
(cashmo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)

occasionally i use
tbh and btw subconsciosly
(Market Man, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:43, archived)

oops...
... I think you crashed the site, all these b3tans crashing on to it at once must have gone down really well!
( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:57, archived)