Charity...

...begins at home.

From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 521 entries (closed)

( Yoofaloof, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:45, archived)

WANK IT!!!

WANK IT HARD!
( harribo, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)

sad eyes
maybe she's thinking of John Lesie
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)

what's he done now?
i've missed this completely
( lemony, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)

4some.
Try www.thesun.co.uk for this story, and rants about immigrants.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)

gah!
whenever i go to that site it makes me want to hurt things
( lemony, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:49, archived)

it's the noisy ads I can't stand
"first he brought your face off."

oh fuck off. If I wanted to see a trailer I'd google it.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:50, archived)

Try it now.
Fluffyness increased
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:50, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhh
not a lot about john leslie though
( lemony, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)

I love the sun
and all the national newspapers. Especially their art editors. They are all great.

/returns to smashing penguin with yeti
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)

nice linkage :)
try www.morning_star.co.uk
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)

not a lot
I was suggesting she was craving the younger cock of her youth
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)

she's shagged john leslie?
damn he told me i was his first...
( lemony, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)

first
that day...
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)

He's played
us all for fools.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)

I know
a couple of anecdotes about mr leslie
but in the interests of staying out of court I can only tell them in the pub
so let's just say "he's a filthy cunt"
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)

nearly everyone has one or two
except me... my dream is that one day I will know sordid secrets about C-list celebrities
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)

this is for you then.
www.popbitch.com
( cupboardy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:14, archived)

John's a Lesie?
coo
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)

pfffffft

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)

Wank it, Catherine!
Wank it HARD!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)

Is she
stabbing him with a screw driver?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)

No she's
playing Craps
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)

she is
about to get a face full of jizz
(BigBobbyh, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)

it does need that
to finish off the gif.

[edit] a bit like this one.


( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:49, archived)

yeah but it's Michael Douglas we're talking about
it'll be all tug then it'd go limp
(but nice pic tho)
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)

So...
...she is doing John Leslie! I knew it!
( Yoofaloof, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)

I doubt it...
...she's gonna be doing that for a while yet.
( Yoofaloof, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)

She looks like she'sgot Parkinson's.
Oh, sorry, it's Douglas'.


Hahaha.

Woo woo yay yay
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)

The words "Talentless fat arsed bint" mysteriously lept into my mind...

Can't think why..
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:49, archived)

haha

( corington, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)

only just seen this on the fp's
but surely that deserves some sort of award...

BIG WOOS and MIGHTY YAYS
(jumblesale, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)

Why...
...thank you very much!
( Yoofaloof, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)