Oh
hush..
(The Cheat is one of those people who likes to screw off at work., Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)

:D
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EDIT:

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*           *
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* no I can#'t be arsed to make that work right. Just pretend its an ascii art smiley face please :D
*EDIT: Oh all right... so I don't get shown up
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)

  Edit:

                           nnnmmm
            \||\       ;;;;%%%@@@@@@       \ //,
             V|/     %;;%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@  ===Y//
             68=== ;;;;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@    @Y
             ;Y   ;;%;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    Y
             ;Y  ;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    Y
             ;Y__;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i;;__Y
            iiY"";;   "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu"   @"";;;
                   Y     "UUUUUUUUU"     @@
                   `;       ___ _       @
                     `;.  ,====\\=.  .;'
                       ``""""`==\\=='
                              `;=====
                                ===   

Another Edit:

                          oooo$$$$$$$$$$$$oooo
                      oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o
                   oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o         o$   $$ o$
   o $ oo        o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o       $$ $$ $$o$
oo $ $ "$      o$$$$$$$$$    $$$$$$$$$$$$$    $$$$$$$$$o       $$$o$$o$
"$$$$$$o$     o$$$$$$$$$      $$$$$$$$$$$      $$$$$$$$$$o    $$$$$$$$
  $$$$$$$    $$$$$$$$$$$      $$$$$$$$$$$      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$    $$$$$$$$$$$$$    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$  """$$$
   "$$$""""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$     "$$$
    $$$   o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$     "$$$o
   o$$"   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$       $$$o
   $$$    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" "$$$$$$ooooo$$$$o
  o$$$oooo$$$$$  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  $$$$$$$$"$$$$   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$     $$$$""""""""
 """"       $$$$    "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"      o$$$
            "$$$o     """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$"         $$$
              $$$o          "$$""$$$$$$""""           o$$$
               $$$$o                                o$$$"
                "$$$$o      o$$$$$$o"$$$$o        o$$$$
                  "$$$$$oo     ""$$$$o$$$$$o   o$$$$""
                     ""$$$$$oooo  "$$$o$$$$$$$$$"""
                        ""$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$
                                """"$$$$$$$$$$$
                                    $$$$$$$$$$$$
                                     $$$$$$$$$$"
                                      "$$$""""

Courtesy of http://www.chris.com/ascii/

Like that?
( harribo, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:13, archived)

dammit
I tried it with a pre tag, but it stuck extra lines in :(
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:16, archived)

MY EYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
that hurts our eyes my preciousss
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:18, archived)