Nothing obscure about that

"Howay Ant man, I love this bandwagon, me."
"Well *I* love people giving me a chance to repost this picture, Declan."
"Stop startin', Ant man!"
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Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 1:42,
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Mr Sting........
.......When you have an itchy bum in bed, do you
a)scratch it with your finger
b)hang it out the window and let the breeze get it or
c)scratch it with your wifes nose?
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lomofrenzy, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 1:45,
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