Holiday from hell


No further questions, your honour.
( Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:25, archived)

can you chop
pembrokeshire out - i've had some nice hols there!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:29, archived)

I've only been to Wales once
and it rained constantly.

A tramp walks into a jewellers and casually begins to finger his own
arse.

The jeweller screams 'GET OUT OF HERE!'

The tramp points to a sign.......
'COME IN & PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT'
( munkt0n, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:29, archived)

Less of that
That's my home you're talking about. Admitedly anywhere around cardiff, newport and Merthyr are a bit bleak, but the rest of wales is beautiful (on the days it isn't raining)
( Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:33, archived)

Spent two weeks hiking through Wales
It was closed.

Can I expect a visit from the Welsh Old Bill for stirring up racial hatred?
( Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:37, archived)

Expect
a firebomb through your letterbox from the Sons of Glendower.
( winston_theramin, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:42, archived)

arrangements
have been made...
( Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:52, archived)

We're off there next month
for our hols. We like Wales. In fact Nicey is practically Welsh, although really he's from Essex which is much, much worse.
( Wifey, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:54, archived)

you'll have a fantastic time
Lucky lucky people - where are you going?
( Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:59, archived)