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Sharpy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:09,
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is he having a stroke?
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Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:12,
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looks like he's just woke up
and found his tinkle in a place no tinkle should go
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:12,
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The cutlery drawer?
I hate when that happens.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:14,
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i was thinking more along the lines
of vanessa feltz
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15,
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Well,
where else would I keep my cutlery?
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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true
i've heard its vast.
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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Alanis
Morissette? She was always bloody whingeing.
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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Well, she does have 10,000 spoons,
but apparently no knives at all.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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what poor cutlery management
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barnesy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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Isn't it moronic?
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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dont you
think?
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discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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a little too ironic?
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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It's like raa -eeeeeeeee- aiiiiiin
(
MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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No, it's really not.
Rain on your wedding day, is what you get for not having your wedding in the middle of the desert.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25,
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or Las Vegas.
oh, wait....
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28,
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She is from Canada,
producers of such fine singers as Celine Dion and Bryan Adams. She needs something special to stand out.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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And Nelly Furtado
don't forget to blame Canada for her too
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MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25,
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Isn't she partly Portugeuese?
And Indian? And about 34 other nationalities?
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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I don't know,
either way, she'd get it.
(
supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28,
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I quite like nelly
furtado. what? why are you all looking at me like that?
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29,
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*backs away*
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mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29,
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I have one of her CD's.
Somewhere
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:33,
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Cheekbones you could cut glass with.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30,
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perhaps she
needs more pies. Mmmmmm pies.
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:40,
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she's a
mongrel
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28,
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To be fair, though
Canada also gave us loads of great comedians
(
mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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and of course,
board favourite avril lavigne, or as she could be known 'morissette TNG'
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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*shudders*
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Icouldsleepforever ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28,
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29,
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She should be hit with a spade.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:33,
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Thanks. I'd managed to exsponge her
from my memory until you said that :(
(
MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30,
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or your own
mother
(
Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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Arse
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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hello luv,
finished the bathroom?
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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Aye, it's done.
Bought me a microphone too. I must get a shower at some point as it's 4:20pm!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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are you going to stream
the recording live via shoutcast?! :)
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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What's shoutcast?
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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internet radio :)
'workboresme's shower, live in all major continents!'
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29,
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*fellmeister walking into unchartered territory*
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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you said places where it shouldn't go
i just said what everyone else was thinking
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Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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fnarr
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barnesy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:12,
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i never mentioned
vinegar
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Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:14,
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i did
it tastes like lice
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vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15,
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are you sure?
or is it the other way around?
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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plankton plankton
crab sticks and ovaltine
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vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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What is it with you and plankton?
It's worse than those fucking horses.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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BEST OF ALL THE HORSES
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vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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lets get this fucking thread so far to the right of the page
that pure daylight is stopping us
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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Rock on!
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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There's a plan.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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Do we need a map?
I like maps.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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Only if it has lots of areas marked
"here be dragons"
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discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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And something to do with pirates.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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YAAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
i be agreable to that.
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discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30,
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YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O' RUM!
(
harribo ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:35,
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I be off walkin' the plank right now
because i have many mainbraces to splice in the morning. Aaarrrr.
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discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:37,
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ARRRRRRR!
Sorry I just felt Piratey
(
harribo ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:33,
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SCHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SELLOTAPE
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vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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Shant
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mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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will too
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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See, this is a *proper* thread.
Let's show 'em how it's done boys. ;)
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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quick
type lots of stuff in pre-formatted text that won't turn over at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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What is
preformatted text? *snigger*
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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01001111011100100010000001110111011100100110100101110100011001010010000001101100011011110110111001100111001000000111001101110100011100100110100101101110011001110111001100100000011011110110011000100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25,
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Show off!
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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01001101011011110110100100111111
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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I'M A COMPUTER
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING
(
vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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since when have we ever
had respect for computers?
(
TheFelineAnarchist ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30,
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Exactly!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:31,
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I touch mine in it's special places.
It tells me to stop, but I know it loves it.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:32,
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your text is squashed mine is expanded
(
vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:33,
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My mind has
been expanded
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:35,
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Will this result in giant black monoliths
and huge space feotuses?
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:38,
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Mine is infinitely more special than yours.
Expansion is a disease of the northern classes.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:36,
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Help
My thread is stuck in a very narrow place!
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harribo ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:37,
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PORK CHOP
SANDWICHES!
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discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:31,
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RAH!
and when we're done, we'll chevron right back to zero! like in the old days!
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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Shant shant shant
*stamps feet*
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mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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Shall too.
Oopes, I went the wrong way!
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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there isn't a wrong way ... wheeeeeeeeee
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vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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Yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy* *Might not be true, but thanks for scrolling accross anyway.
(
harribo ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:41,
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You were
thinking it though, you dirty, dirty man
(
mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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mmmm
vinegar strokes...
(
Mosschops ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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..
give it time
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:13,
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dunno
ask him if he can smell burnt toast
(
lemony ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:13,
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i thought it was almonds?
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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who isn't?
*strokes self*
(
vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:13,
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hey! vorky baby!
not seen you on here for a while!
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15,
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Wow! It's like a party on the board!
*dances*
(
supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15,
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*thrusts pelvis*
*retrieves pelvis* *dances more conservatively* this is fun!
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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Woo!
(
mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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the commentary
makes that even more beautiful.
(
TheFelineAnarchist ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25,
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Gah and to think I actually
witnessed that 'live' :/
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MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:32,
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You're very lucky
In a few years, it'll be like Woodstock.. everyone will wish they were there
(
mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:34,
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That's what I keep telling myself,
but I'm not convinced yet.
(
MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:41,
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It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the righighighighit!
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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in the velvet darkness
oh sorry with your hands on your hips
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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bring your knees in
tight
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:32,
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But it's the pelvic thrust,
that really drives you insayayayayane!
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:34,
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leeeeeets do
the timewarp agaaaaaaaain! *does timewarp*
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:41,
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i've been chasing rainbows
(
vork and burlap ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15,
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and horses...
(
MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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I can sing
a rainbow
(
mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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showing your age...
red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue....
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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Purple,
THEN orange.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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damn
stupid dip switches
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow
sing a rainbow tooooooooooooo
(
Batshitmentalist is sane for once ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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beautiful
we'll do sparky's magic piano next
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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i've been chasing women
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Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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Catch any short, Irish men?
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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Yub yub yub!
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mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:13,
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James Brown knocks
one off the wrist!
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:13,
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well catch it
for im then
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:14,
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I have to pay people to do that for me.
Oh, to be a legendary musical icon...
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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he's getting there!
Sorry Sharpy :)
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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parkinsons as well?
man, god sure can be cruel...
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Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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heh heh
woo-o
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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it looks like
you need to apply copious amounts of dribble! he looks like a spaz... Woo!
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Sharpy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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haha, I should've
done a followup I s'pose :)
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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the original was
quick and dirty... do with it what you will :¬)
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Sharpy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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Arf
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Icouldsleepforever ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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I think it needs a subtle Joey in the background.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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i havent heard
the term 'joey' for ages... yay! another good one is 'window-licker'
(
Sharpy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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or 'muhammed
ali' Hmm. Perhaps not. He might still be able to punch me lights out.
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:34,
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No,
I mean the actual Joey.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:34,
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has 4rthur fallen over or something?
all the old fogeys are back :P edit: *looks at 4rthur... chuckles*
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lemony ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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Cheeky young whipper-snapper
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17,
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i say we squeeze him
(
Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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I fought
in five world wars for your sort
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mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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five
wow, are you from the future
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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no he's just very very old
or very very delusional - you choose.
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MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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delusional I think
are you still hunting out cock sizes?
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21,
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Think you might be confusing me with
somone else, but now you mention it, that sounds like a damn fine project.
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MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27,
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only 5?
i managed that before puberty
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Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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coo, I didn't
know there were 5 worlds. *books ticket to the other 4*
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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To be fair,
you fought like a girl.
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supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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Hahah
You fucker
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mechamatsimpsk ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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gives the name
'bullet sponge' a poor rep.
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Fellmeister ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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and yet i still refuse to pay for all your hip replacements
meh, life is cruel
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lemony ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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*grabs
tissue* He'd better not zwiffle on the curtains!
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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indeed
that would be bad form
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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Aye, that's
MY job.exits left swiftly
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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did left swiftly
enjoy that
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24,
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absolutely no idea
ol' boy. What?. Where's my pimms......
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:34,
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Aren't we all?
It's that time of night.
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:13,
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very evocative
what is that intoxicating aroma?
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Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15,
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Is james brown?
is barry white?
(
Gratch Sit Ubu sit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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is cilla black?
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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does john hurt?
..
(
Gratch Sit Ubu sit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20,
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Does Tom Hank?
(
barnesy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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Does Tom
Wait?
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23,
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Has thora heard?
..
(
Gratch Sit Ubu sit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26,
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Tony most definitely hawks
(
barnesy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30,
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ooh
the slut!
(
Gratch Sit Ubu sit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:31,
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I've heard that
Jenny Bonds.
(
witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:35,
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and Lynne Foulds Wood
(
coco ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:40,
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the winner!
(
barnesy ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:44,
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Does Tom
cruise?
(
discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25,
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is gary le strange?
does john craven?
(
Reverend Dan ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22,
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Spam curry.
Made with burnt lynx cans.
(
goat thinks you're shit ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18,
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Its my
trousers
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discostu oh my, its back ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19,
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Looks like he's doing
his Joey impression
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MizEmma ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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Maybe he can't reach?
(
supermoore: HUNG ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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well you know what they say
Loose lips... simptom of a stroke
(
piss j bungle Board sick ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:16,
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that's
the longest thread I've ever seen
(
Idid ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:48,
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this is what it used to be like in the
old days, ie just last year before the trolls went rampant, too many people complained of threadwasting, too many people complained of threads with no pictures on and other niceties.....
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:58,
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