Sometimes it feels like this is what I installed

click to wear your mouse out faster
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 15:13, archived)

Very early "Longhorn"
actually looked like that.
(Harry, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)

that's
scary
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 15:18, archived)

Start your engines.
Whoa, man. That start bar is cool, why the hell didn't they leave that in?
(MrDictionary, Sat 21 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)