made this for a mix cd for a friend but i thought someone here might appreciate it. if you have no idea whats going, then look here, but that's fairly unlikely as everyone i know has had their brain infected with this.
( carrot rope, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:01, archived)

Magnificent.
Here's a woo yay free of charge.
( Stickman_ben, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)

how bizarre
I read a biography of Frederick the Great, and in it he was quoted as saying "the barbarous Russian court demands envoys who drink like fishes and fuck like stoats". I think they would have greatly benefitted from your new periodical.
(dognutz, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)

there's a stoat fucking centerfold
lucky!
( carrot rope, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)

!
*fwap*fwap*fwap*fwap*
(dognutz, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:11, archived)

It's a misquote
It was actually: '...think they're fishes and fuck stoats...'

They were very barbarous.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:07, archived)

what did the cd have to do with stoats?

( jeffcapeshop, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)

absolutely nothing
believe it or not, its harder to find songs about stoats than you think. or maybe i was just looking in the wrong places.
( carrot rope, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:05, archived)

Stoat-el
California?
( Stickman_ben, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)

well..
www.stoatmusic.com/

"nursery rhymes, singalong choruses, relentless drumming and Russian weirdness with lyrics about ducks, flying dogs, long fingers and south county Wexford"

hmm..
( jeffcapeshop, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:10, archived)

you
have enriched my life...
( Stickman_ben, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)

s'toatily the
wrong places. its weasily done; its easier than you mink. no need to pine, marten, have a ferret around and...er...thats it.
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:11, archived)

yeah
I found them quite weasily.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:13, archived)

Russion
talking stoat.. that would be funny!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)

It's quite quite quite unlikely
that anyone here will not know what's going on.

As this list demonstrates. Which you are now on.
( Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:09, archived)

sigh.
oh well.
( carrot rope, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:11, archived)

FUCKING STOATS!
coming over here, stealing our wimmin and munching our credit cards.................
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed no cash, no card, no chips, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)

поездка это! поезжайте на этом трудно!

This russian translator is terrible. I typed in "straddle" and it translated it to "Politics of dual nature".

By the way I once found a ferret, and took it home. Ferrets like 1) holes and 2) slinking away to crap in a corner. They smell distinctive and can be hypnotised by whistling. I managed to give it away to a ferret sanctuary eventually. I don't recommend getting a ferret.
(_Felix must contain exactly one SHITEMID structure, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:15, archived)

da!
пизда
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)

Babelfish reckons
you just said "trip this! go on this difficultly"! Did you?
( The amazing monkey boy, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:30, archived)

:) I was trying to say
"Ride it! Ride it hard!"

Why does babelfish translate russian to english but won't do english to russian?
(_Felix must contain exactly one SHITEMID structure, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:44, archived)

aww..
..cheers. I'd been wondering how to dress myself.
( Kamikaze Stoat No XQs, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:15, archived)

Woo!
Ride that stoat! Ride it hard!
( flying squirrel, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:32, archived)