поездка это! поезжайте на этом трудно!

This russian translator is terrible. I typed in "straddle" and it translated it to "Politics of dual nature".

By the way I once found a ferret, and took it home. Ferrets like 1) holes and 2) slinking away to crap in a corner. They smell distinctive and can be hypnotised by whistling. I managed to give it away to a ferret sanctuary eventually. I don't recommend getting a ferret.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:15, archived)

da!
пизда
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)

Babelfish reckons
you just said "trip this! go on this difficultly"! Did you?
( The amazing monkey boy, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:30, archived)

:) I was trying to say
"Ride it! Ride it hard!"

Why does babelfish translate russian to english but won't do english to russian?
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 19:44, archived)