Woo!
Cutting him in half is the best idea I've heard all day.
( mog, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)

seconded

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 10:13, archived)

halved

( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)