Hmm...

(TheHorse, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)

hey what about australia?
we helped in iraq - there were kangaroo and koala wranglers on standby for the length of the whole military operation. Whether they were used or not is classified information.
(peewee13, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)

& poland
we bombarded with borsch
woo btw
(.rigby ., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)

has he redrawn
the borders of the US while nobody was looking?
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)

No,
there were just a bunch of rebel canadians that defected to "our" side
( parttimedogfish is called parttimedogfish on PS3 too, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)

he's not very good at colouring within the lines

(.rigby ., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)

As a Canadian
I demand your return Newfoundland!
(dragonrose, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

Like anyone
would miss Mexico

(apart from ravenous)
( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)

I would
Miss Mexico and Miss Uruguay

NSFW
(poons, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)

Miss Great Britain
Is clearly the best.

*fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*
(Notarf, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)

He's not our leader!!
Ours is in his back pocket ...
(Zed Smith, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)

Er... Mexico?

( Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)

Green = me
i live in the green bit at the top of russia, its bloody cold though

/edit
i get to play with all the old rusty nuclear subs ;)
(TheHorse, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)

Thankyou for not including australia in "us"
we were clearly about as happy as the spanish were about going to war...
(coweringinthecorner, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)