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It all ended badly at my school when some kid brought in a so-called "pen" which actually dispensed car paint - totally unremoveable - from a nib the size of a couple of thumbs.

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(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

great image
great childhood memories

/scrubs face from pen marks
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

Tipex fights are also fun,,
because to clean it up a layer of skin needs to be removed.
(Cockfosters!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)

we once got a mate caught in a service lift at
primary school. while he was stuck in there someone used all the copydex glue to glue his bag to the wall.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

we got one guy who nobody liked..
and wrapped him in sellotape. Head to toe, just a hole for him to breathe through. That was fun.
(The Wigmeister, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)

we're a lovely bunch
I think this should have been question of the week.
( Lu, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)

I once wrote "cunt" on the forehead
of a friend in tippex*

(does that count as a school story if I was in my mid twenties?)

(* solvent free version ... I'm not a twat)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)

high school:
a mate threw himself out of the first floor window onto the roof of the school minibus
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

we lifted the PE teacher's mini
onto the top of this concrete block thing about 18 inches off the ground

and locked the new kid in a whicker basket full of curtains for an entire drama lesson

and hung (possibly) the same new kid from the skylight thing on a coach by the elastic of his underpants most of the way to alton towers (about 100 miles)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)

we all celebrated our GCSE results
in the local pub :/
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

we'd already been barred
edit: /school-age-oneupmanship
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

most of us got away with drinking in there prior to then
but when 100 16 year olds bombard the pub with 'GCSE RESULTS' in their hands, i think the landlord caught on.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

that's always fun
A few of us were once vey annoyed by a drunken friend, so while he was passed out we coloured his face in with permanent marker.. rosy red cheeks, eyelashes and the obligatory CUNT emblazoned across forehead, salad cream in ears, washing up liquid on head.. poor geezer. Anyhow, he woke up, never noticed, went out and got beaten up by some loony tramp who thought that the CUNT writing was directed at hiom personally.. oops
( Lu, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)

heh heh heh

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)

We uset to play
"buckaroo" with passed out mates. See how much stuff we could pile on their faces before they "bucked" it off.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)

Genius.
I like that very much.
(Tarquin., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

now that
made me laugh :)
( spiny is content., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)

hehe...
:)
( eclectech, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)