I love this compo..
..much easier thinking of ideas :)

(kna has forgotten everything., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)

ahahahahahahaha
best one yet
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)

How far??
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
Oh Dear

Afternoon to you to Grandma
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)

how are you? good day?

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)

Not bad
It rained on me this morning and this weird bloke is watching me, but other than that good.

How are you?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)

not so bad.... i'm doing work
but no men are watching me... my stalkers may be about though
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)

you have stalkers?
I just have odd men who watch me.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)

yeah i have 2
and they scare me
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)

Alright
Lady stalkers or boy stalkers?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)

they're female
they're the quiet type and i'm the loud over the top but friendly type

and they both fancied me... but it wouldn't work because i'd say something and they'd just giggle so it'd be crap for me....... so they relegated themselves to stalking me
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)

get in there my son!
unless they're not the right sort..
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)

they're not bad
but i'd be afraid they'd put ARACHNIDS in my bed...
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)

is that some hidden meaning that i am missing?
or are they really the type of people to put spiders in your bed?
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)

where im from ( Newcastle ) a stalker
is also slang for an erection
100% FACT
( harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)

maybe i have two erections too

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)

oh i missed my implied lying tags

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)

Well
I saw that man on Tarrant on tv
*shudders*

( I kinda guessed the lying bit)
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)

i don't have tv let along chris tarrant sitting on it

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)

hehehe
Every time I see that Free Willy poster I want to change it to "The most arousing family adventure". :)

Woo!
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)

never seen it

is it that good though?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)

woo and indeed yay,
i love the way the kid is giving the whale an actual wet willy!!!!!

INSPIRED
( harpski, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha
get it?

wet willy

ha ha ha ha that's rude



(peewee13, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)

here have another one ha ha ha

(peewee13, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)

hahahaha
that's hilarious
( SlimScabies, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)

that deserves

(happymat27, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)

super
you can also slap my badgers twat for that!
( w o o & y a y )


pffft
( MrA, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)