IN AN ALL STAR CAST...


Who will be Lord of the Thumbs?
(Mr_Insanity, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)

brian blessed won!
woo

whats with the duck?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)

Keith's
hand is permamently stuck up it's arse.
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)

brian blessed lost.
the duck is relevant to the other feller
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)

oh so he did
wasn't that observant
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)

tis Orville
as in 'Keith Harris and Orville', one of the most annoying ventriloquist acts ever
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)

"one of..."?

( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)

many
must be considered
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:00, archived)

but there can only be one winner

( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)

i nominate
you and i, for taking up valuable messageboard room with this pointless exchange of words*

*may not be an actual nomination
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:06, archived)

b3ta is all pointless
that's why I love it

*points*
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)

are
you pointing at me?
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)

*point*
narf!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)

but
now b3ta has a point

*points bask*

two points
( freakimus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)

Bless Keith Harris
he must really be on his uppers to do that crap ad.
( cupboardy, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)

I love that ad
Adam and Joe are great!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:01, archived)

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa woo!
( Evil Lu, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)

1 2 3 4,
i diclare this picture woo!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)

er...

( profaniti, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)

I just hope that it isn't as nasty as that "soggy biscuit" stuff...
what is "thumb war" and how do you play it?
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all B F Shelton is FUCKING GOD, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)

you grasp fists with another person
and you hav to try and push their thumb down
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)

Thank god for that
:-)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all B F Shelton is FUCKING GOD, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:00, archived)

You either have to pin, or break your opponents thumb
Loser has to stick their thumb up the winners arse, then lick it*

(*Lie)
( magnum, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)

i once dislocated a finger playing peanuts
100% fact
( lemony, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)

What's peanuts?
(Perhaps there should be an "Example the Game" section of B3TA?)
( magnum, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)

you interlink fingers with someone then twist your hands however you like in an attempt
to make the other person scream or say peanuts or unlink their hands
( lemony, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:12, archived)

Ah yes, we called it Mercy
Also occasionally used in professional wrestling matches.
( magnum, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)

I once played
a game of peanuts with someone that lasted for an hour, 100% fact, of
( freakimus, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:15, archived)

ever play raps?

(Sticky Label, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:16, archived)

It was going to be Whiteley Vs. Blessed....

...but Brian saw where Whiteley's hands had been.
(Mr_Insanity, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)