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well, theres those mutant parcels that have legs and host itv talk shows, but theres no need to worry about them, as they can't be bothered to pass themselves and if you pass them then they will file a lawsuit against you for assault. Once I passed a parcel because I thought it asked me to pass it, but it turned out it was asking me to get some orange juice. Easy mistake to make, of course.

well, theres those mutant parcels that have legs and host itv talk shows, but theres no need to worry about them, as they can't be bothered to pass themselves and if you pass them then they will file a lawsuit against you for assault. Once I passed a parcel because I thought it asked me to pass it, but it turned out it was asking me to get some orange juice. Easy mistake to make, of course.

(1, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

nice tag line

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rob, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)