hrm, no thank you.
i am working on completely freeing myself from one of my own.
(MorpheusRiot ZIP THE LIP, BITCH!, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)

Try
opening the door and tossing out a tub of peanut butter...
(Ecclesia, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 7:41, archived)

or
a case of alexander keiths, perhaps
(MorpheusRiot ZIP THE LIP, BITCH!, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 7:44, archived)

mmmmm keiths....
yummy beer
( rawr isn't really here., Thu 18 Mar 2004, 7:46, archived)