MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*

Smaller please dear. Thank you.

*puts kettle on and waits*
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

2 sugars please
I have Jaffa Cakes you know.

hoot
( Hankster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

You can have one sugar
We don't want you getting portly now do we?

*patronising pat on head* :)

mmm...jaffa cakes....
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)

Indeed
I am a bit fat.
( Hankster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

Cheap jaffa cakes
can do that you know. It's something to do with SCIENCE apparently. I am a victim of the adverse effects of those extra large packets of hob-nobs....

*fills in compensation claim*
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

Oooh.
I'll swap one chocolate hobnob for two jaffa cakes.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:56, archived)

This seems to
be a fair exchange rate.
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)

It's not for nothing that I work in a bank you see.
Sod international markets, we need fair biscuit exchange rates!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

Buggery is it !!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
2jaffa does not equal 1choccy hob-nob

anywhere in the world.!
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)

Overall the chocolate hob-nob
is a longer lasting biscuit and will cope far better with the stresses of being dunked in hot tea.
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)

Jaffa cakes, while extremely nice
are no match for the mighty hobnob.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:04, archived)

no chance

( cheb, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)