she should of listened to Mum
"never fall asleep in Japanese restaraunts"

PICTURE OF AN ASIAN WOMAN DROWNING IN CUM!

Edit: Happy now?



Please note: this IS safe for work - simulated semen only

From the Whoah! That wasn't there before I went to bed! challenge. See all 314 entries (closed)

(peewee13, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

eek!

(greensmith what!? what!?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Eww...
I'm going to fuck off and watch Donnie Darko now, I'll be back later to attempt the new challenge.
( Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

best film ever
and to spoil it for you, the butler did it
( summat to do with kittens, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

I've already seen it
But I was drunk, so it didn't make sense. I picked up the DVD for the scandalous price of £6 in Smiths t'other day, giving it to a friend for birthday tomorrow, so I want to see it again and make sense of it!
( Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

Make sure you watch the Easter Egg too.
And visit the official website. Lots of extra goodies.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

How do you get to the egg?
I've got plenty of time, nothing to do till band practice, so I'll check it all out later
( Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)

If it's the cheap £6 one
it probably doesn't have any extras as they recently released the cheap version sans extras
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)

If it's a present then
you can't watch it! Unless you wrap it in cellophane again I suppose...
( Kolonel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

It still wont make sense mate
Mind Piss, pure and evil MINDPISS!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

it might not make sense sober.....
i had to read a thing on the intermeweb to explain it



/both thick and a nerd
( summat to do with kittens, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

Being awake and sober
is no guarantee that you'll understand Donnie Darko...
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

I watch it
think I understand it. Then watch it again and go "Hang on...."
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

Every time I watch it
I'm still hoping to see boobies...
( Kolonel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

I watched
the Director's Commentary and decided that I disagree with him on a number of points. So what if he also wrote the bloody thing..!
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)

i understood it
but i've read way too much sci fi, so paradoxical time loops don't faze me...
(camel-related incident, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhh.............. kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

( summat to do with kittens, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Woo!
Bukkake-tastic.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Mother?

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

yes dear?

( sick_boy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

Wha wha what does regret mean?
/Orbital (sort of)
( cupboardy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

Its better to regret something you have done
than something you havent done,
and if you see your mother this weekend, be sure to tell her...
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

eww even if it isn't real
it still looks really wrong
(Alex is a lucky girl, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Simulated or no,
I'm wondering if the average office boss can tell the difference at medium range....
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)

probably
i have found the average office boss to be quite the wanker
(peewee13, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

Good point well made
I've already had a close call once with a Goatse image eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

simulation
doesn't make it SFW
it's appearances that count
better link it before the pitchfork-wielding mob come calling
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

oh cum on it's friday
live a little
(peewee13, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

no
this board tries to be work safe.
Link it now
( Milkman Dan, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

Seconded.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

I prefer to live a lot than a little
which is why I prefer to keep my grossly overpaid job
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

oh to be overpaid!
but then again i pay myself (in theory)...just need a customer...any day now



(i actally got an email enquiry yesterday!)
(camel-related incident, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

which means a lot of work people tuned in
so please to be linking? it's a pain in the arse trying to scroll superfast past something like that, or having to wait till it drops off the board.

cheers!
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

That woman
is over eighty years old. I wonder how she keeps her skin so young-looking.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

Really?
Simulated you say? I'm sure even horses and whales don't produce quite that much.
( magnum, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

Hasn't...
...this topic been discussed recently?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

Yeah,
I was looking for the link but can't find it, it is quite a few pages back.
( magnum, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

I think the original...
...thread was deleted.

As I was saying 'I was that horse' etc. etc.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

Found it
http://www.b3ta.com/board/2939806
( magnum, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)

Hmm...
...marginally less exciting that my own low expectations lead me to believe.

[edit]
Or expectorations (in a strange genital sense - just to keep on-topic).
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)

That makes me feel ill.

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

i know that, you know that
but if the boss walks past and sees it on your screen, is s/he going to know that?
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

Obviously
"Mum" had plenty of past experience of being gush-ejaculated on in restaurants...
( Neth, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

please link it
it's what it looks like that causes problems
( Milkman Dan, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

has she been
decapitated?
(bldcel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

lol well spotted

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

well, you know,
concern for my fellow females
(bldcel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

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( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

Link it
LINK IT HARD!
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)