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[challenge entry] Special Olympics Halted by Suicide Bomber

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(Idid, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I think your bus is leaving
...dont forget your asbestos hat.
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Is it possible to enter this compo
without ending up in hell?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# all the seats are taken this week
as is the standing room

youll need to cling on to the roof or the sides but they're going fast!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# No problem
I like to be short and concice/consise/connsise
..........To the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# extraordinarily wrong
yet woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# it's a pretty good attempt
at seeing how many wrongs it actually does take to make a right though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# so maybe I'll go to heaven after all
noooo
(Idid, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# but then what if you add more wrongs to that right?
thats sure to make you re-Hellbound
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# it's a vicious circle
(but a fun one)
(Idid, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# but where to stop?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Three left's make a right
(Ssco, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# suicide bombings
would be much funnier*
if they used Warner Bros Acme bombs

(*no ... no they wouldn't ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# it would make great t.v. pics
maybe have a safe fall on their head, and they then climb out of it, unscathed
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# I've got
Ariel E Coyote in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# If all the terrorists
were roadrunner and coyote, the war on terror would be great fun. Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# cue giant catapult
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Acme catapult
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# and painted on hole in the cliffs
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Meep. Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# thats not real bird seed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# all the people would be left covered in soot and blinking lots
but then by the time you next see them they're fine

im with you on this one : )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# that was a coffee meets monitor moment.....
....although I don't frink coffee..... it was actually mineral water..... ahem... that was a mineral water meets monitor moment....... hmmmmmmm.... that doesn't have the same ring to it does it...... er..... I'm drinking evian so.... that was an evian meets monitor moment......that's a bit better.... hey, did you kow that evian spelt backwards is naive?..... you didn't?..... oh well you do now........
(sbeck, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)