Special Olympics Halted by Suicide Bomber


From the New events for the Special Olympics challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(Idid, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

I think your bus is leaving
...dont forget your asbestos hat.
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

Is it possible to enter this compo
without ending up in hell?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

Nah.

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

Thank you
for clarifying that :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

all the seats are taken this week
as is the standing room

youll need to cling on to the roof or the sides but they're going fast!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

No problem
I like to be short and concice/consise/connsise
..........To the point.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

extraordinarily wrong
yet woo
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

it's a pretty good attempt
at seeing how many wrongs it actually does take to make a right though
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

so maybe I'll go to heaven after all
noooo
(Idid, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

but then what if you add more wrongs to that right?
thats sure to make you re-Hellbound
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

it's a vicious circle
(but a fun one)
(Idid, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

but where to stop?

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

Three left's make a right

(Ssco, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)

suicide bombings
would be much funnier*
if they used Warner Bros Acme bombs

(*no ... no they wouldn't ...)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

it would make great t.v. pics
maybe have a safe fall on their head, and they then climb out of it, unscathed
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

I've got
Ariel E Coyote in my head now
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

If all the terrorists
were roadrunner and coyote, the war on terror would be great fun. Perhaps.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

cue giant catapult

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

Acme catapult

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

and painted on hole in the cliffs

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

Meep. Meep!

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

thats not real bird seed!!!

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

all the people would be left covered in soot and blinking lots
but then by the time you next see them they're fine

im with you on this one : )
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

that was a coffee meets monitor moment.....
....although I don't frink coffee..... it was actually mineral water..... ahem... that was a mineral water meets monitor moment....... hmmmmmmm.... that doesn't have the same ring to it does it...... er..... I'm drinking evian so.... that was an evian meets monitor moment......that's a bit better.... hey, did you kow that evian spelt backwards is naive?..... you didn't?..... oh well you do now........
(sbeck, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

Edit: Hello newsletter fans.
( magnum, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)