if his neck expands and he sings, it means he likes you...

( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

Lovely,
but those Ted Bovisbirds shit everywhere.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 10:44, archived)

And what does it mean...
if he shits on your head, huh?
(Kinky Tinky, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 10:46, archived)

He wants to join you
in his blue suede shoes.
Possibly.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 10:48, archived)

What
a thought...... lol
(Kinky Tinky, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 10:50, archived)

Cooooool!
Ted Bovis :-)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 12:36, archived)

obviously a vintage photo
with them towers in the background...

maybe he could do a benefit gig or summat?
(topulatis, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)