I would

( Bingowings has just had a tooth out! Fucking OUCH!, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)

He looks like
he has.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)

awwww
poor Pele look sad. Is you sad Pele? Poor Pele.
( Fat Boab, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)