First Post: Tony's gotta lotta bottle

(Benz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)

Woo.
Very good! High quality punning.
( Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)

arf
top lurkage there btw
/doffs cap
/drops trousers
( summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

new record?

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

it has got to be close

( the art of xen Shatners Bassoon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

new record for what?
trouser dropping?
( summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

new record for trouser dropping of course

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

wooo me
/accepts trophy
( summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)

you'll have to bend over to accept it.

/coat
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)

'it says bend over and insert'
'insert into what?'
'well there's no mention of a vase'


/bottom
( summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)

it also says
made in china, but you dont see any of us with stamps like that.

oh wait *checks tattoo*, sorry i was wrong
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

blimey ... that is impressive
not sure whether I'm talking about the lurkage or the trouser contents ...
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)

definitely the latter
/waggles
( summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

*adjusts opera glasses*
*raises eyebrow*
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)

Hehe, top punnage
woo yay
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Ha ha... that is positivly top drawer, and I bet the buggers do as well... you never see the stuff being poured down the drains on TV any more.
(Schlottie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

a chutzpah point for that good bloke
good punnage + first post = prolly a dead good b3tan.
woo!
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

boom boom
the puns are strong today
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)