Tony was unimpressed with the new recruit at the Department of Clever Excuses to Use at Press Conferences

‘No but yeah. In Iraq or somefink there was this bloke, right, called Hissing or somefink or nuffink who done this fing but he ain’t not even not done it so shutup. Anyway Kathy reckons she saw Candice getting off with Yasser Arafat in Foot Locker but anyway don’t listen to her because she’s got one tit bigger than the other’. Vicky, this simply won’t do.
( Bagpuss, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

hehe
it's like Alistair Campbell never left - woo!
( Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

A triple first for me
My first comp entry,

My first woo (and second), ta,

and

The first time I didn't redex it.
( Bagpuss, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)