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(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

I answered the phone at work once:
"Dan's crematorium. You kill 'em we grill 'em"

I work in a cinema.

My friend came up with it first.

I stole it.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)

Now get a job in a crematorium
and do it again.


That would rock.
( slight yoinks!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)

I remember
the one to say when I was a lad was:

"City morgue; you stab 'em, we slab 'em"
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)

That is the only party hat on the web.
100% of fact
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

tis the best one at least
*parp*
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)

no, just the first one google finds
I think its because of those round pink bits on the front that look a bit like norks and I think it causes a false-positive reading in the bit of code in google image search that always ensures at least one pair appears in the first page of results whatever keywords you use.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)

i thought that...
but i found another! still first google page but i had to cut it out myself :)
www.b3ta.com/board/3065901
( eclectech, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)