I think I was served by a monkey at mcdonalds once.
his name was melvin, he had no stars, and he tried to put 4 soft drinks in a paper bag to take away. The tit.( , Fri 7 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
Maybe we met the same monkey.
Before I turned vegetarian, I once ordered "a hamburger, please" at McDonald's. They gave me a piece of meat in a bun, with nothing on it.( , Fri 7 May 2004, 15:15, archived)