The timing couldn't have been worse

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:16, archived)

I could not
that is realy bad tastless timing.
funny though
(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:18, archived)

eep
um
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:18, archived)

He's not
even in the ground yet!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

do you reckon
his coffin will be taken to the church on the back of a motorbike?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:23, archived)

oh god
i hope so

lone ranga!
you got me something something
riding on downnnnnn
to rescue meeee!

ah sweet sweet boon. those were the days.
( big daft dave, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

Does it not go
Hi Ho Silver,
They call me Lone Raner.
Riding on down.
To rescue meeeeeeee.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)

but that makes less sense than my version
if he was the lone ranger, why would he need rescuing?
( big daft dave, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:35, archived)

Why does it need to make sense.
The program never did.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

ok
the only thing that made sense on that program was the large amounts of leather sported by the afore mentioned boon.
( big daft dave, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

By Neil Morrisey with a mullet?

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

Lots of this where you're going

(Mattyboy, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)