I know... but I'll feel SUCH a twat if I fail.
Also, you may remember my birthdate. Now see how long it has taken me to book it!
( CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23, archived)

Here is another:
Someone in another car is very following you very closely. Do you:
a) Speed up, then slam on the brakes, causing a huge pile up
b) drive into the hedge
c) slow down
d) Put all your lights on, including front and rear foglight?


Edit: good luck - you'll be fine
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25, archived)

C seems logical... but what if they're driving really fast?
Then I'll piss them off and probably get rammed off the road. *Cries*
( CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26, archived)

This might make you feel better:
Q: How would you check your horn is working?
a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
b) Eat a cheese sandwhich
c) Go to sleep
d) Eat a tuna sandwhich
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
and not between the hours of 11pm and 7am.
Tra laaa!
( CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Well done!
"Stamp!" *stamps something belonging to you*
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:32, archived)

Right, I'm off to watch Neighbours...
... anything to avoid exam revision.
Ta ra all!
( CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

i find 3 mph
to be the magic number, before they back off a bit
( e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

B
works all the time

name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27, archived)

The ever rising insurance?
But I am a girl, and they like girls!
Only a mere £800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
( CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29, archived)

Ram your car into a hedge with explosives inside, and walk/take bus/do anything else
thus you no longer need to pay your insurance and you get most of the money back
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31, archived)

My car, my car, my beautiful car...

... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
( CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33, archived)

I wish I had a mini.
All I've got is a boring, vanilla flavoured Ford Fiesta.
Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36, archived)

A car-eating,
vampire bat lurking in a hedge. Or if you were driving along a stretch of road with a distinct lack of hedge-i-ness and anything happened
(wobblyjelly, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30, archived)

Drive your car into the hedge. The bet will reveal itself, allowing you to kill it.

(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34, archived)