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[challenge entry] Straight to video, straight to hell...

(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# sausages? why? you loon!
I say, I say, I say
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# smelly feet?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# nope
it's because their heads are so far away from their bodies
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 11:59, archived)
# So
why do elephants have four feet?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)
# So
that their semen is deposited near the cervix during intercourse?

:-)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 12:08, archived)
# that's evil, i tells ya
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 11:59, archived)
# thank you so much
I strive to be evil, but it's so hard these days.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)
# ooh reminds me of

it's justified and it's ancient
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)
# hehe
I had wondered if it had been done before in the spazz
(, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)