Perhaps a tad weak

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)

urgh
blasphemy.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 16:39, archived)

I know, I know
Audrey is the queen of screen godesses
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)