I'm sure if you stick round here long enough
and mention you are a 16 y/o girl then you will have more than enough stalkers. (seriously)
( magnum, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 10:58, archived)

post a picture of yourself
and you'll have to beat them off with a shitty stick...
(Dangermouse., Mon 14 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)