i can hear the bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt noise
from here.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)

And the screams of children...
Oh, thats the neighbors.
(techsmurf, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)

mines are letting off fireworks
...must have starting selling them in the shops already. Look out for the xmas wrapping paper kids!
( Fat Boab, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)

How come
Christmas clearance sales coincide with the start of the easter marketing push?
( bigdave, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:18, archived)

it's all about shifting focus to the 'power areas'
or so marketing say.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:21, archived)

aha!
your marketing degree is showing there boyo :)
( Fat Boab, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:27, archived)

"never had 1 lesson"
Ferris Bueller.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 15 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)