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(acute_angina, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 18:56, archived)
#
very nice!
(KurutteiruRisu, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:00, archived)
# the fosters logo in the back
explains everything.

(why exactly do beer companies sponsor auto racing?)
(nonsense, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Because
Driving fast whilst pissed
is more fun than
Driving fast whilst sober

(100% of fact)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:05, archived)
# oh!
I thought it was because you have to be smashed off your block to enjoy watching cars drive in circles for hours and hours sitting on a sticky metal bench with some hairy dude named Bubba next to you trying to show you his half completed tattoo of a naked broad that he explains looks too much like his first wife.

thanks for clearing that up.
(nonsense, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:12, archived)
# You Colonials
are so funny !
Over here in the civilised world,
Not only do we not get sticky metal benches,
we don't get folk called Bubba either.
Also our racetracks have more than two corners.
(F1 is still Fucking Boring though - watch MotoGP or World SuperBikes instead)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:18, archived)
# no bubbas?
that's the best part actually
his first wife was hot
(nonsense, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
hatstand
as gareth gates would put it
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# hehehe
and ho ho ho.

woo, also.
and possibly yay.
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# gibberish
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)