Ha Ha,
Wales and N.Ireland didn't qualify for the war,
Scotland went home after being knocked out in the Battle of Britain group phase,
Germany win on penalties despite the English getting late help from a platoon of Russian linesman.

Makes the war sound like fun.
(Gype, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)

erm...
didnt we *win* the war?
( Dr. Theopolis is considering becoming a psychopomp, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 10:55, archived)

Not
if it was a football match we wouldn't. Which is what this post is getting at.
(Gype, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 10:56, archived)

In war,
no-one wins
(Errol, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)