Mr pedantic says
I think you mean diagnosis murder
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)

Ah bollocks the tables have turned
Is that what it's called? Bloody hell and I watch it almost every day..
It's because I'm paying too much attention to beavers in Vivas and such nonsense
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:38, archived)