First post, probably been done many times before


The Swiss Army try out thier new weapon.
(new improved small size)edit - the picture, not the knife
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)

BOOM! Welcome!
For future reference, some people round here seem to have small monitors so try and keep the width down to about 350px. 280 is ideal.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)

bah
bollocks to that... i like big pictures.

/freudian
( lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)

Me too. My monitor could cope easily if every picture was 1000px wide.
I don't believe most people on here run with less than 16" visible screen at 1024 resolution, so 800px wide should be no problem for them. I just think some people like to have rules to use as a stick to beat other people with.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)

There is at least one person
viewing with a monitor 2304 wide, so my site stats said for my last post. That's wider than my desk.
( Enigmatic ™            Pirate Of The Caribbean             ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)

yup
oh well

*runs off to make 40,000px wide nsfw pic*
( lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)

Did lemony really say that?
is this the sizest lemony we know and love or has someone stolen him in london and locked him in a wardrobe somewhere?
( Enigmatic ™            Pirate Of The Caribbean             ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)

I think
he's found something more important to occupy his time.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)

john holmes?

( Dr. Shambolic is Richard Briers, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)

swiss army?
bunch of cowards

and woo pic
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)

Oh,
at least twice.

TJ: Do you want to save your evolution believing soul?
( Rev. A-MOL, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)

God
bless Jack T Chick. Somewhere I have the ORIGINAL version of "The Dark Dungeons", where he slams CS Lewis over the blatantly satanic Narnia books...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)

Those are great
Apparently if you play Dungeons & Dragons you get dark magical powers. I was never interested before, but that made me go right out and buy a twenty sided dice! Hurrah! :|
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)

Yeah
same here - I've got the 25mm figures and I've painted them, I've read the DM's Guide and the Monster Manual, WHERE AM TEH HOARDS OF COCYTUS?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)

get there from the temple of elemental evil
:)
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)

*Watches as references go flying over head*
Geek I may be, but D&D player I am not. I've got to keep some standards.
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)

I haven't played for years
it dredges up fond memories of my teenage years
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)

That always makes me want to breaksmashkill.

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)

That is wonderful
I'm sure it will help us all to vercome these Godless theories of evolution that are so prevalent these days.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)

But
what happened to the dinosaurs?
( Rev. A-MOL, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)

Jesus
ate them. (Mark 6:34)
( tomsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)

Sir
Sandgoblin called them cunts and they died of shame.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)

bible bashing
shiteaters - they are everything on this list!

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)

Correct
on so many levels*



*may not be true
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)

Seeing stuff like that
makes me hope that Osama has a small nuke hidden somewhere in the continental US.

/fluffy
(keef, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)

good start! :)
welcome to b3ta!
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post232142, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)

BOOM

( rollingcabbage, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)

yaaaay!
*high five*
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)

some people
evidently have far too much spare time.
woo
( ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)

Yar AR YAAARRRRR
I be back from the depths of 56k and now be workin in a place with broadband. Fellow b3tarians beware yarrrr yarrr YARR

woo to the pic - good for a new
( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)

WeeeeEEEeeeEee. Nice first post.
In case you didn't get the message yet, have a:


( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)

The blades are going to chop his hand off!

(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)

Thats a nail file nearest his hand :P

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)

Alright...
file his hand down!
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)