Railway tracks were put there by dinosaurs*
we invented trains just to make use of them



* don't ask why, it's a big secret
( Goatpod, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:07, archived)

why?

( madrabbi, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:09, archived)

Sorry, can't say
it's a big secret
( Goatpod, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:09, archived)

It's a well known fact...
...that the dinosaurs had bigger leaves on their trees and died out because the trains carrying their food couldn't get anywhere so they starved.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:11, archived)

But.
Didnt they have little arms, How could they throw the coal in the fire with out having to do it in a comidic fasion.... or use a stick.
(Shadowman, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:14, archived)

and how did they wipe their arses

( Hankster, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)

mental imagery
of hundreds of dinosaurs dragging their arses on the ground to remove clagnuts.
( madrabbi, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)

they used
smaller dinosaurs for that
(CerberusDog woof, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:23, archived)

Shovels with very long handles
Or maybe slaves.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)