anyone who has ever worked for them might get this
i really really reaaly hate this horrible scum hole of a company

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(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)

here's my arse
*shows bumhole*
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

Put it away
before someone parks a bike in it
(Astatine, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

oops
you should eat less red meat, young fella
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

i'm a vegetarian! = |

have i been found out then?

i thought shutting down my site would stop people..
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)

hooray for veggies!
:D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)

You won't be needing those canines then...
*rummages through drawer for small hammer and pliers*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)

*passes large, industrial-sized drill*







I really shouldn't have eaten that...
(wobblyjelly, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)

badum
tish!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)

It may be all the chickpeas then
/just a thought
(wobblyjelly, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)

My!
That is a horrible scum hole!
( id10ts Twas ever thus., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)

Yes.
If there was a picture in the post, I might know what you're on about.
( Stickman_ben, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

Them!?
You work for *them*?!

ARGH - THEM!?


(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)

nice eeep!

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)

Thanks :)
I thought the ordinary 'eeep' didn't really express the full nature of the 'eeep'-ness of things.

So I made my own 'eeep', which I feel, conveys its true meaning.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)

No idea what you're talking about
I shop in Waitrose

Now then I'm going speed dating in a few weeks, and have forgotten how to converse with women,especially in a 4 minute situation. I need questions.....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)

Are they real?
Do you swallow?
Were you a man?
Do you like it up the arse?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)

Those are my usual lines
I need something endearing
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)

Do you fuck horses?
Can I watch?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)

Writes those down
Should bag me a few, I am in Dorset after all
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)

a/s/l
That's all you need, isn't it?
(weedom, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)

"Can I smell your fanny?"
"No"
"Must be your arsehole then."
( routine and Pantene, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)

shasda
just to re iterate i really hate this place, its like a cult....spit
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)