if you know you're going to get dumped
before she manages to dump you tell her about something really bad that happened to you today (make something up), noone would be so heartless as to dump someone who had, for example just been sacked, or diagnosed with a horrible illness
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)

Yeah, so that I can get a 'One for the road' shag.
Then I'll drop her myself.

It's a shame really. She gives great head. Oh well.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)