Bullshit!
They're more like mice.
Gulls, now those are your rats.
(Random Ferret, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)

I agree
Seagulls must die!

They all have that murderous glint in their eye I tells you, it says "Want Pasty! Want It Now! Give It".

And then the bastard twunting tourists go ahead and feed the damn things, they should die as well.
(project-2501, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 7:10, archived)