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[challenge entry] Dedication, that's what we need.


Starting bid - some kudos. No reserve.

From the Make up stuff to sell on Ebay challenge. See all 336 entries (closed)

(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# gratuitos use of "fuck"
might get the board blocked for some people
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# fucking hell
what a fucking shame some fuckers might not be able to fucking doss on b3ta and have to do some mother fucking work, for fucks sake!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:30, archived)
# fuck off
I once heard peter hook get the word "fucking" twice into the sentence "good evening I'm peter hook" which is pretty fucking good going
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# .
abso fucking lutly
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# here here
best fucking response ever
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# over heard in a board meeting
and refering to the then bosses use of an OHP projector

fuck me the fucking fucker has fucked the fucking thing

Thats how to get to the top lads
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Fucking arf!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# over head projector projector?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Yes...
Its only use is to project an image of an OHP
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# really?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# eh yeah
atm machine
pin number
er DTI department
er DCB bit
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Redundant intitials
The best one I've seen was an advert from the New England engineering company for a machine that puts the lids on tablet bottles.

The machine was the New England NERCC Rotatary Chuck Capper.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that is indeed
some mighty fine redundency they obviously feared the death of initials in the event of the russians attacking and thought they should add a safty factor like all good engineers
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Noun, adjective, verb, all in one sentence
"The fucking fucker's fucked."

Overheard by a teacher...in a primary school
(, Thu 22 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)